{"fact":"In the original Italian version of Cinderella, the benevolent fairy godmother figure was a cat.","length":95}
{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}
{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}
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{"fact":"Ginger tabby cats can have freckles around their mouths and on their eyelids!","length":77}
{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
{"fact":"Cats must have fat in their diet because they can't produce it on their own.","length":76}
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